Missing paintings

Oh, about the two paintings I took to be framed properly...... Bill noticed they were gone about 5 minutes after he got in bed. I knew I should have taken the nails out of the walls. He said it looked like there was a big bug on the wall. Then he gives me grief... all serious, "I hope you didn't throw out that one frame. It was really old and original." For a split second I thought, "Oh crap, I shouldn't have thrown it out!" Then I remembered that it never fit the painting and it most definitely was not old at all. There was a remnant of a price sticker on the side on the back. He's so bad! And so observant. This time.....