Clean house

Before he left for work this morning, Bill suggested that I clean and vacuum the library in case of bat droppings. Now I'm wondering what else went on behind that closed door. Just what did he see in there?! A swooping bat dive-bombing the room and flinging bat poo as it went??? Hahaha Ever obliging, that's me (today at least), I get in there with Windex, Pledge, 409, and whatever else is under the kitchen sink. And then I top it all off by vacuuming every little corner of the room. I don't usually clean up this good unless my parents are coming for a visit.

Well? Mom and Dad, what time are you getting here?!